The Difference Between Potentially and Realistically?

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snoopy (imported)
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The Difference Between Potentially and Realistically?

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference

between potentially and realistically?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she

would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she

would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if

he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you

learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for

a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix

up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for

a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a

heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt

for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would

buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and

realistically?'

The boy replied, 'Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million

dollars......... but realistically,......... we're living with two sluts and a queer.

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Re: The Difference Between Potentially and Realistically?

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Thanks for a good laugh to start the day.
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Re: The Difference Between Potentially and Realistically?

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😄 Very, very good. Forwarding this one to friends.
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Re: The Difference Between Potentially and Realistically?

Post by markle (imported) »

Thanks for a explanation i can wrap my head around.

Am forwarding it as well, a rare joke :D

markle
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