between potentially and realistically?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if
he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix
up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a
heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would
buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and
realistically?'
The boy replied, 'Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million
dollars......... but realistically,......... we're living with two sluts and a queer.