- Jay Leno
John McCains wife is angry. Cindy lashed out at the ladies of The View after the McCains appeared on the show. In response, Barbara Walters said, Shes just mad because I dated her husband during the Civil War.
- Conan O'Brien
He and Obama are tied. The polls are saying today that they each have 56 percent. Is it me? I think people are thinking its like American Idol you can vote as many times as you like.
- Craig Ferguson
As happens in times of financial crises, the price of gold has skyrocketed. By the time the market closed yesterday, the value of Flavor Flavs mouth doubled.
- Jimmy Kimmel
In her blog, Lindsay Lohan is speaking out against Sarah Palin, though most people are reserving judgment until they hear from Nicole Richie and Jessica Simpson.
- Jay Leno
Speaking of BlackBerrys according to a new poll, the BlackBerry is so addictive that 87 percent of users bring their BlackBerrys to their bedrooms. And you know what they say ladies, once you go BlackBerry . . ."
- Conan O'Brien
The OJ Simpson trial started yesterday. It was exciting for me, because I was worried that my kids would not get to experience their own OJ trial.
- Jimmy Kimmel
Barack Obamas campaign just announced that Barbra Streisand will headline an upcoming fundraiser for Obama. After hearing this, John McCain said, "And he says Im out of touch with the American people."
-Conan O'Brien
August was a big fundraising month for the candidates: Barack Obama set a record for fundraising in August $66 million. John McCain raised $47 million. Ralph Nader got a $10 gift card from Jamba Juice.
- Jay Leno
The other day John McCain appeared on the show "The View," and one of the hosts accused McCain of being a liar. She may have a point, because McCain started the interview by saying, "Ladies, you look beautiful.
- Conan O'Brien
This week, Karl Rove said that John McCains attack ads on Barack Obama have gone too far. When Karl Rove says youve gone too far . . . thats like Mel Gibson saying youve had too much to drink. Its like Keith Richards telling Amy Winehouse to ease up on the drugs . . .
- Craig Ferguson