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Well, what about "being Hezbollah"?

Being Hezbollah is about guarding Lebannon wearing traditional Muslim headgear with a New York Yankees ball cap on top, Japanese-made wrap-around sunglasses, a Grateful Dead shirt, Levi Jeans, Fruit-of-the-loom underwear, New Balance jogging shoes, with Jockey white ankle-socks, while listening to a Sony Walkman CD player playing binLaden lectures from a CD burned by a Dell Computer on a south Korean-made blank CD while brandishing an Isralei UZI machine gun and back pack with a Russian-made anti-tank missle provided by Iran all the while believing that you are wiping the "cursed inifdels" from the face of the planet in a suicidial Jihad and believing that you are making the world a better place by forcing all to convert to Islam.

Attention!: What is being described here and in the previous thread is typical of a post-modern world where cultures of people and ideologies from distant parts of the globe mix. All nations in the world are doing these kinds of things and as it continues we will eventually, with faultering steps, arrive at an understanding that all of us exist and co-habitate the same planet.

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A-1 (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:14 pm Well, what about "being Hezbollah"?

Being Hezbollah is about guarding Lebannon wearing traditional Muslim headgear with a New York Yankees ball cap on top, Japanese-made wrap-around sunglasses, a Grateful Dead shirt, Levi Jeans, Fruit-of-the-loom underwear, New Balance jogging shoes, with Jockey white ankle-socks, while listening to a Sony Walkman CD player playing binLaden lectures from a CD burned by a Dell Computer on a south Korean-made blank CD while brandishing an Isralei UZI machine gun and back pack with a Russian-made anti-tank missle provided by Iran all the while believing that you are wiping the "cursed inifdels" from the face of the planet in a suicidial Jihad and believing that you are making the world a better place by forcing all to convert to Islam.

Attention!: What is being described here and in the previous thread is typical of a post-modern world where cultures of people and ideologies from distant parts of the globe mix. All nations in the world are doing these kinds of things and as it continues we will eventually, with faultering steps, arrive at an understanding that all of us exist and co-habitate the same planet.

http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E8.gif A-1 http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E8.gif You know what we need on Earth? Another Tower of Babel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Babel) event. The common lanuage here is war, death, and destruction. I sure hope the Gods of the world agree...
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I don't know about the rest of the gods, but I'm for it! --FLO--
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Robby (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:45 pm You know what we need on Earth? Another Tower of Babel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Babel) event. The common lanuage here is war, death, and destruction. I sure hope the Gods of the world agree...

Well, only if we forget all of our ideologies this time and are forced to speak the SAME language, and it is none of those which you just mentioned.

This is sort of an anti-Babel event that I describe...

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