Gary is in the Hospital
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Gary is in the Hospital
Who the hell is Gary?
Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and: Linda, His wife says, "where the hell have you been???
Gary replies: I was out getting a tattoo!
A tattoo?' She frowned. What kind of a tattoo did you get?
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates", he said proudly
What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disgust.
Why on earth would you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your privates?
Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping,
You can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
Garys is in the Hospital, room 233 Intensive Care.
Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and: Linda, His wife says, "where the hell have you been???
Gary replies: I was out getting a tattoo!
A tattoo?' She frowned. What kind of a tattoo did you get?
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates", he said proudly
What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disgust.
Why on earth would you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your privates?
Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping,
You can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
Garys is in the Hospital, room 233 Intensive Care.
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Re: Gary is in the Hospital
Thanks my friend, Patt and I both though is was funny as hell.
River
Go Gary!
River
Go Gary!
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Re: Gary is in the Hospital
Is that joke from your original vaudeville act? Kind of sounds like its from that period.
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Re: Gary is in the Hospital
It's got that subtle quality of Henny Youngman's
"Take my wife, PLEASE!"
but it still made me laugh
and I still stole it to send to everyone I knew

"Take my wife, PLEASE!"
but it still made me laugh
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Re: Gary is in the Hospital
Dave (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:35 am It's got that subtle quality of Henny Youngman's
"Take my wife, PLEASE!"
but it still made me laugh![]()
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and I still stole it to send to everyone I knew
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I won't say who I stole it from
Re: Gary is in the Hospital
Dave (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:35 am It's got that subtle quality of Henny Youngman's
"Take my wife, PLEASE!"
but it still made me laugh![]()
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and I still stole it to send to everyone I knew
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I always thought that was Rodney Dangerfield.
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