Gary is in the Hospital

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Who the hell is Gary?

Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and: Linda, His wife says, "where the hell have you been???

Gary replies: I was out getting a tattoo!

A tattoo?' She frowned. What kind of a tattoo did you get?

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates", he said proudly

What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disgust.

Why on earth would you get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your privates?

Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping,

You can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

Garys is in the Hospital, room 233 Intensive Care.

[AtomicMush (imported)]

Absolutely insane. - gary

[Riverwind (imported)]

Thanks my friend, Patt and I both though is was funny as hell.

River

Go Gary!

[gandalf (imported)]

Very funny...and a new approach to the situation.

[cheetaking243 (imported)]

Awesome! Thanks for the good laugh!

[transward (imported)]

Is that joke from your original vaudeville act? Kind of sounds like its from that period.

Transward

[Dave (imported)]

It's got that subtle quality of Henny Youngman's

"Take my wife, PLEASE!"

but it still made me laugh and I still stole it to send to everyone I knew

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

It's got that subtle quality of Henny Youngman's

"Take my wife, PLEASE!"

but it still made me laugh and I still stole it to send to everyone I knew

I won't say who I stole it from

[kristoff]

It's got that subtle quality of Henny Youngman's

"Take my wife, PLEASE!"

but it still made me laugh and I still stole it to send to everyone I knew

I always thought that was Rodney Dangerfield.

[Dave (imported)]

I always thought that was Rodney Dangerfield.

You have stolen memories