Colonoscopy

[tugon (imported)]

I can imagine myself groggy from the meds and beginning to sing "Lookin' for Love in all the Wrong Places". Of course enough people know me at the local hospital that they might argue the point.

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Traveling up Rivers colon has to be tantamount to exploring the Colorado River

Too thick to drink, too thin to plow?

[Riverwind (imported)]

Points for everyone.

River

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I have never experienced the joy of a colonoscopy. Then again, I have no regular doctor. I'm sure I will join the rest of you in this unique club soon

[Riverwind (imported)]

LOL boy are you in for a shock. you would be amazed at how big they can stretch that hole to get that tube in.

River

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Since River is one of my closest friends, I've decided to let him experience my first colonoscopy for me and tell me about the thrills later

[chilliwilli (imported)]

If you can't wait till your next scoping, visit the ED c/o rectal bleeding for a little finger action and maybe an anal prob. Hey it might just do the trick!

"I'm bleeding heavy out my ass doc, bright red and lots of it."

This state mandated insurance has got to good for something!

chilli-;)

[Ernie of Maine (imported)]

Chilli if you tell your doctor that he well have you in the OR douched and pert before you can say "Hay Doc".Ernie.

[chilliwilli (imported)]

Chilli if you tell your doctor that he well have you in the OR douched and pert before you can say "Hay Doc".Ernie.

Yeah, but maybe get scoped on both ends too! Better just to stay quiet.

Where's a hairy shitty ass when you need one?

ok...ok...

"No really it was a joke my ass is fine no blood just a little roid that's all."

chilli-