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Announcing the New I-Tit from Apple
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:15 pm
by kristoff
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Re: Announcing the New I-Tit from Apple
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:15 pm
by twaddler (imported)
lol... reminds me of Tune In Tokyo thingie I used to do as a kid.
Twist nipply to the right to turn the volume up; double-click right nipple to skip to next track (left nipple for previous track).
Re: Announcing the New I-Tit from Apple
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:59 am
by Allen (imported)
Surely Apple will introduce a male version for implanting. But instead of I-Tit, it will be called I-Head. Women always complain that guys think with their dicks. Well then, might as well put the artificial intelligence into a guy's cock head where it belongs.
Re: Announcing the New I-Tit from Apple
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:19 am
by twaddler (imported)
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Allen (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:59 am
Well then, might as well put the artificial intelligence into a guy's cock head where it belongs.
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I don't think the average penis will stand for reason and thoughtfulness being forced upon it.
Re: Announcing the New I-Tit from Apple
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:18 am
by MacTheWolf (imported)
kristoff wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:15 pm
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
MacTheWolf stands guilty as charged. I'm always looking at Lilac's tits but I never listen to them. Then again, if I had known they could be fine tuned to pick up Rod Stewart or Tina Turner....hmmmmm the possibilities could be endless
Re: Announcing the New I-Tit from Apple
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:50 am
by Daughter (imported)
Mine don't need to play music they're fabulous in and of themselves!
Re: Announcing the New I-Tit from Apple
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:57 am
by MacTheWolf (imported)
Daughter (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:50 am
Mine don't need to play music they're fabulous in and of themselves!
I don't suppose you be willing to show them to experts in Titology such as myself and Krister?
Re: Announcing the New I-Tit from Apple
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:02 am
by Paolo
Daughter,
Why not just drop an MP3 player down your bra then?
Then you could have fake I-tits.
Re: Announcing the New I-Tit from Apple
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:08 am
by tugon (imported)
I would hate to be pleasing a man with this sort of implant and it switches to a news channel. Another man trying to put words in my mouth.
On the other hand I wonder how much memory storage I could implant in my empty scrotum?
Re: Announcing the New I-Tit from Apple
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:19 pm
by twaddler (imported)
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Daughter (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:50 am
Mine don't need to play music they're fabulous in and of themselves!
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The next decent pair of circumaural headphones I get I'm going to graft nipples onto.