Announcing the New I-Tit from Apple

[kristoff]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

[twaddler (imported)]

lol... reminds me of Tune In Tokyo thingie I used to do as a kid. Twist nipply to the right to turn the volume up; double-click right nipple to skip to next track (left nipple for previous track).

[Allen (imported)]

Surely Apple will introduce a male version for implanting. But instead of I-Tit, it will be called I-Head. Women always complain that guys think with their dicks. Well then, might as well put the artificial intelligence into a guy's cock head where it belongs.

[twaddler (imported)]

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Well then, might as well put the artificial intelligence into a guy's cock head where it belongs.

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I don't think the average penis will stand for reason and thoughtfulness being forced upon it.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

MacTheWolf stands guilty as charged. I'm always looking at Lilac's tits but I never listen to them. Then again, if I had known they could be fine tuned to pick up Rod Stewart or Tina Turner....hmmmmm the possibilities could be endless

[Daughter (imported)]

Mine don't need to play music they're fabulous in and of themselves!

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Mine don't need to play music they're fabulous in and of themselves!

I don't suppose you be willing to show them to experts in Titology such as myself and Krister?

[Paolo]

Daughter,

Why not just drop an MP3 player down your bra then?

Then you could have fake I-tits.

[tugon (imported)]

I would hate to be pleasing a man with this sort of implant and it switches to a news channel. Another man trying to put words in my mouth.

On the other hand I wonder how much memory storage I could implant in my empty scrotum?

[twaddler (imported)]

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Mine don't need to play music they're fabulous in and of themselves!

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The next decent pair of circumaural headphones I get I'm going to graft nipples onto.