With old age, you acquire new skills;

I can piss, fart, cough, sneeze, laugh and pee at the same time. I call it multitasking

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:43 am With old age, you acquire new skills;

I can piss, fart, cough, sneeze, laugh and pee at the same time. I call it multitasking

Got to be careful when being that efficient, though. One often must change clothes afterward.

The problem with that kind of multitasking, you never know where to hold the tissue.

... and my wife complains that she's the one who has to change the bedsheets ...

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:43 am With old age, you acquire new skills;

I can piss, fart, cough, sneeze, laugh and pee at the same time. I call it multitasking

Doesn't piss and pee mean the same thing? Nonetheless, sadly it comes to us all, unless we die first.

Well sense MacWolf is so much older then I am, I don't do that yet, I still have many years, for MacWolf this has come early but me, years away.

The much younger and better looking

River

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:43 am With old age, you acquire new skills;

I can piss, fart, cough, sneeze, laugh and pee at the same time. I call it multitasking

You give us hope!

I like your sense of humor throught it all!:D

HairyHarry (imported) wrote: Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:26 pm Doesn't piss and pee mean the same thing?

He may have forgotten the start of the sentence.