With Old Age

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

With old age, you acquire new skills;

I can piss, fart, cough, sneeze, laugh and pee at the same time. I call it multitasking

[kristoff]

With old age, you acquire new skills;

I can piss, fart, cough, sneeze, laugh and pee at the same time. I call it multitasking

Got to be careful when being that efficient, though. One often must change clothes afterward.

[Charis (imported)]

The problem with that kind of multitasking, you never know where to hold the tissue.

[Old Greebo (imported)]

... and my wife complains that she's the one who has to change the bedsheets ...

[HairyHarry (imported)]

With old age, you acquire new skills;

I can piss, fart, cough, sneeze, laugh and pee at the same time. I call it multitasking

Doesn't piss and pee mean the same thing? Nonetheless, sadly it comes to us all, unless we die first.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Well sense MacWolf is so much older then I am, I don't do that yet, I still have many years, for MacWolf this has come early but me, years away.

The much younger and better looking

River

[SunLord (imported)]

With old age, you acquire new skills;

I can piss, fart, cough, sneeze, laugh and pee at the same time. I call it multitasking

You give us hope!

I like your sense of humor throught it all!:D

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Doesn't piss and pee mean the same thing?

He may have forgotten the start of the sentence.