A Nun was Attacked!
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:44 am
A young nun was hurrying to church and took a short-cut through the
forest. To her surprise, a man jumped out of the bushes and grabbed
her and asked, "Where do you think you're going, young lady?"
She said, "To my confession at the church!"
He proceeded to throw her to the ground, rip off her clothes and have
his way with her.
Satisfied, he said, "Well, what are you going to confess now?"
She said, "I'm going to tell the Father that I was grabbed, thrown to
the ground, and ravished -- twice! That is, unless you're too tired."
Joke courtesy of rec.humor.funny.
forest. To her surprise, a man jumped out of the bushes and grabbed
her and asked, "Where do you think you're going, young lady?"
She said, "To my confession at the church!"
He proceeded to throw her to the ground, rip off her clothes and have
his way with her.
Satisfied, he said, "Well, what are you going to confess now?"
She said, "I'm going to tell the Father that I was grabbed, thrown to
the ground, and ravished -- twice! That is, unless you're too tired."
Joke courtesy of rec.humor.funny.