A Nun was Attacked!

[incuse (imported)]

A young nun was hurrying to church and took a short-cut through the

forest. To her surprise, a man jumped out of the bushes and grabbed

her and asked, "Where do you think you're going, young lady?"

She said, "To my confession at the church!"

He proceeded to throw her to the ground, rip off her clothes and have

his way with her.

Satisfied, he said, "Well, what are you going to confess now?"

She said, "I'm going to tell the Father that I was grabbed, thrown to

the ground, and ravished -- twice! That is, unless you're too tired."

Joke courtesy of rec.humor.funny.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

How dare that man in the forest rape our Red Nun like that.

Oh wait, it said she was "young" nun.

Nevermind.