Gender of the Nonliving

[JesusA (imported)]

You may not know this but all nonliving things have a gender.

*Ziploc Bags* are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

*Copiers* are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

*A Tire* is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

*A Hot Air Balloon* is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

*Sponges* are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

*A Web Page* is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

*A Subway* is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

*An Hourglass* is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

*A Hammer* is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

*A Remote Control* is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

[genderless (imported)]

LOL I thought you were talking about something else. Cool jokes anyway!