Help! I'm drowning!!!

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Yoli here, give a cheer...

Will someone, perhaps a member of the Apache tribe, please do a REVERSE Rain Dance?

If you can't do that, then please tell me how to convert "Cubits" to "Feet" so I can make use of these blueprints for building an Ark.

Let's see...I'll need two Zebras, two Rabbits, two Eunuchs...noooo, no point in THAT:-\

These rains are getting out of hand. I decided to stay and "work" at home rather than risk self and new car.

Rain, rain, go away!

Yoli

Soggy Lil' Girl in San Antonio

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Yoli

I'll search for a Apache/Commanche reverse rain dancer if you can send me a pix of you and the other two so I can finally see what you three look like.

[JesusA (imported)]

Yoli,

It's good to hear from you. I was thinking about you last night during the 6:00 news and again this morning with the photos in the morning paper. I'm glad to hear that you've managed to keep your head above water – at least of the liquid sort. I have no idea how you're doing on the cellulose sort.

I hope you manage to keep dry (unless you choose to swim). And, as skipper of the Ark, I see no reason why you shouldn't take on board a pair of eunuchs to keep the captain happy.

J.

[lookinginuk (imported)]

after you have finished with him can we borrow him its no fun in south yorkshire ( in the uk ) less than a mile from me they still have flood water over 3 feet its one hell of a mess !

[colin (imported)]

after you have finished with him can we borrow him its no fun in south yorkshire ( in the uk ) less than a mile from me they still have flood water over 3 feet its one hell of a mess !

And more to come according to the forecast!

[Kangan (imported)]

And, as skipper of the Ark, I see no reason why you shouldn't take on board a pair of eunuchs to keep the captain happy.

J.

Male and female eunuchs, of course!

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

Yoli, I wish I could trade some of my ultra dry Arizona days for some of your saturated San Antonio days! It is DRY here, has been one very long dought.

Somehow, I am sure that some fundamentalist preacher could make a sermon on how gays caused a hurricane to hit Orlando, and it was the sinful behaviour that brought the drought to Arizona... (I wonder WHAT I did to cause that) and of course, the deluge of rain on San Antonio... what have you been up to Yoli that caused all that rain?!? (Wish I could have watched - whatever it was!)

[devi (imported)]

Oh it was obviously all the wickedness and perdition of the San Antonio Riverwalk plus Octoberfest and Hippy Hollow didn't help matters either. And then there's that Austin bar scene and those state fairs. Oh my God! Are you ever going to get it now. Yes God is coming and she is very pissed. At least the rain is warm over there and you can wash your hair directly from the clouds. And that old song about all the telephone lines being down no longer applies since everyone has cell phones anymore. But then again the signal towers could go down. Good luck.

[ramses (imported)]

The rain has been a mixed blessing, here in Dallas. Last year the lakes were about 20 feet below normal. We had tough water restrictions and i got a $250 fine after my sprinkler system malfunctioned. Now the lakes are ABOVE normal.

I will be at the Alabama-Cushatta (sp?) indian reservation tomorrow and I'll see if I can find someone qualified to do an anti-rain dance for you..

[sduyck_2000 (imported)]

The pattern is shifting

here in oregon we have had no rain in 2 months

we got a inch the last 2 days

the pattern that has been stuck is finally breaking down

get rid of that hot high in the southeast and things will return to a better weather pattern.

global warming??