Things kids say...
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:00 pm
A middle school teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos.
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say:
"Red............Cherry"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the teacher gave them all honey-flavoured Polos.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say:
"Red............Cherry"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the teacher gave them all honey-flavoured Polos.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"