Things kids say...

[HairyHarry (imported)]

A middle school teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos.

He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children began to say:

"Red............Cherry"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green..........lime,"

"Orange........orange."

Finally the teacher gave them all honey-flavoured Polos.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"

[Kangan (imported)]

Gosh, I hate to think what those kids would say about fish flavored Jello.