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Nun

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:13 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
Q. What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?

A. A roaming catholic.

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A. A trans-sister.

Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?

A. Dress her up as an altar boy.

Re: Nun

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:40 pm
by jemagirl (imported)
How ironic that my stepfather is the person who named the transistor. If I ever get my sex change and become a nun.......... well maybe I'll just do the sex change part, because I don't want to dress up as an alter boy just to get laid.

Re: Nun

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:23 pm
by Dave (imported)
What do you can a Nun with a gun?

Sister Mary Smith and Wesson?

Mother Maria von Remington

and that old battleax - Mother Superior Gatling

Re: Nun

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:31 pm
by jemagirl (imported)
You might call her Sister Amanda Wreckenwith... LOL

Re: Nun

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:48 am
by Blaise (imported)
I cannot keep up with this!