Nun

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Q. What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?

A. A roaming catholic.

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A. A trans-sister.

Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?

A. Dress her up as an altar boy.

[jemagirl (imported)]

How ironic that my stepfather is the person who named the transistor. If I ever get my sex change and become a nun.......... well maybe I'll just do the sex change part, because I don't want to dress up as an alter boy just to get laid.

[Dave (imported)]

What do you can a Nun with a gun?

Sister Mary Smith and Wesson?

Mother Maria von Remington

and that old battleax - Mother Superior Gatling

[jemagirl (imported)]

You might call her Sister Amanda Wreckenwith... LOL

[Blaise (imported)]

I cannot keep up with this!