Chunks

[numnuts (imported)]

Chunks was his DOG!! LOL!!

[kristoff]

Chunks was his DOG!! LOL!!

Are we missing some chunks here, or what?

[twaddler (imported)]

I thought Bubbles was his name?

[numnuts (imported)]

Are we missing some chunks here, or what?

He BLEW Chunks! LoL! Chunks was his DOG!

(It's a common joke that I've been told time and again for some reason. The guy gets drunk and blows chunks. I can't take it anymore! I told them to stay away from me! I told the ALLL to stay away from me! (At least until I have the baby) And I've been WATCHING them TOO! So this is MY version of the joke, and they're gonna LIKE IT!) Or maybe they'll lump it, take it down the road and dump it. Who knows in this day and age, these modern times we live in.

[numnuts (imported)]

I thought Bubbles was his name?

That was actually Ian Flemmings first choice of names for the 007 character.

"Bubbles........................... JAMES Bubbles". But it didn't have that Flair he was looking for. So he tried Flair. "Flair......................... RICK Flair", but that didn't do it either. So one night he got drunk, put a lime and a coconut in a Seven Up, and the rest is history.

But I do know a stripper named Bubbles from Dallas. (The town not the TV show) She's a nice gal and all, but don't get her in a hot tub. It'll all make sense if you do. And it'll also make you dizzy.

[A-1 (imported)]

I thought that Richard Head might be appropriate.

[gunpowdercub (imported)]

which reminds me, I think in the world of biggest parental faux pas might be the name of a particular pitching coach (San Diego Padres?) in major league baseball.

His name, whether fortunate or false advertising, is Dick Pole.

[jemagirl (imported)]

On Ian Flemming's James Bond, I had heard that the name was borrowed from an author of a book on bird watching. Ian Flemming was allegedly an avid bird watcher and had an island home in Jamaica where he penned The Island of Doctor No.

Now on to a variation of Chunks....

Three Ducks are before a Judge for crimes against nature.....

Judge to the first duck "Please state your name for the Court"

Duck#1 "Quack.. your honor"

"and what are you charged with?"

"Blowing bubbles in the Pond"

"How do you plead?"

"Guilty your honor"

"I sentence you 5 hours of community service"

Prosecutor "But your Honor!.. "

Judge "It seems a natural thing to do for a duck to blow bubbles in the pond. Hardly what I would call a crime against nature. Duck #2 please state your name for the court and the crime you have been charged with"

Duck #2 "Quack Quack, your honor, I am also charged with blowing bubbles in the pond"

"How do you plead?"

"Guilty your Honor"

"I sentence you to five hours of community service"

Prosecutor "B,,bu , but your honor,... really this is a very serious crime... There were children watching, they may cary the scars for years"

Judge "My sentence is final!"

Duck # approaches the bench.

Judge "OK let me guess, your name must be Quack Quack Quack rite?"

Duck #3 "Oooooh no your Honor, My name is Bubbles"

[Dave (imported)]

from the Whitehouse.gov

"Dick Hug is the State Finance Chairman, and, Dick, I want to thank you and the team that made this event so successful. Thanks for working very hard for what you're doing. (Applause.)"

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases ... 205-1.html

Would I lie?

[numnuts (imported)]

So who did Bubbles blow?