Seasonal Greetings

[Eunuken (imported)]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Disclamer For My "Sensitive" Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes

for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, non-addictive,

gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced

within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of

your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the

religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their

choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and

medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society

have helped make America great.

Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country

nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.

Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age,

physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned

terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or

withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the

original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually

implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void

where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the

wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual

application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the

issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and

warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new

wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.