Men (This probably came from a woman)

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Men are like....

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm

they are.

3. Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite

sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually

head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they

say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always

1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to

mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign

of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn .. ..... They satisfy you, but only for a

little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're

coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very

bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the

rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any

understanding good- natured, fun kinna guys you might be lucky enough to

know !!!!!!!!!!

B EHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT

HER IN HOT WATER

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,

SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN