This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military Action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell customer service reps.
It's getting ugly!
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A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget
drags a small stepladder up next to him,climbs it,and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"
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A regular at this bar goes in one night, sits at his regular stool, and orders just coffee. The bartender asks him "What's wrong pal? you come in here every night and order your regular." The guy at the bar responds "That is the problem, last night I had my usual, and another, and another, and then more,Then I went home last night, and I blew chunks." The bartender didn't understand and said "What's the problem? everyone does that from time to time" The guy at the bar then answers "The problem is,my dog is named Chunks."
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