Test for Smart People

[Studlover (imported)]

Test for Smart People.

I have determined that those on EA qualify.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

Ready? Here we go...

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Question #1

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is:

Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things

in an overly complicated way.

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Question #2

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close

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refrigerator?"

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer:

Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and

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the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions o f your

previous actions.

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Question #3

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend

.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

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Answer:

The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You

just put him in there. This tests your memory.

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Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,

you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

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Question #4

There is a river you must cross but it is known to be loaded with

crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

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Correct Answer:

You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal

Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the

professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many

preschoolers

got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively

disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Question 1, I said one leg at a time, I guess I missed that one.

Question 2. I said the same as the first but I forgot to remove ..... two down.

Question 3. Word for word I was right on. yeaaaaaa

Question 4. I went over the brige,,,,,,hmm well 1 out of 4.

And the best part of this text, I got a good laugh.

Thank you

River

[n3rf (imported)]

I think, NO-ONE is smarter than YOU. I know.And the Proof is in the PUDDING . N3RF