What Bad Eyesight Will Do!

[Studlover (imported)]

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his

grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his

new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he

cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends the bottom half of the

photo. He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong

half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and

hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says,

"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style....... it makes

your nose look short."

Love,

Grandma

[Dave (imported)]

I have a 70 year old friend who belongs to a nudist colony.

They all think that they look so good and gorgeous