Bobby Lee McCracken

[Dave (imported)]

A small zoo in Morgantown, West Virginia had a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the zookeeper thought of Bobby Lee McCracken, a hillbilly part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed a more than ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The zookeeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Bobby Lee accepted their offer with four conditions.

"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The zookeeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "You can never tell no one about this." The zookeeper again agreed to this condition.

"Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist". Once again, the zookeeper agreed.

"Fourth and Finally," Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.00."

And a good time was had by all.

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...It was the Gorilla his dreams...

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