What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonky donkey.
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey.
What do you call a miniature donkey with one leg and one eye?
A dinky winky wonky donkey.
What do you call a miniature donkey with one leg, one eye and
makin' love?
A bonky dinky winky wonky donkey.
What do you call a miniature donkey with one leg, one eye, makin'
love while farting?
A stinky bonky dinky winky wonky donkey.
What do you call a miniature donkey with one leg, one eye, makin'
love, farting and wearing blue suede shoes?
A honky tonky stinky bonky dinky winky wonky donkey.
What do you call a miniature donkey with one leg, one eye, makin'
love, farting, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky dinky winky wonky donkey.
What do you call a miniature donkey with one leg, one eye, makin'
love,
farting, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a bus?
F**kin' talented!
Well it made me laugh, jen