Was there ever a doubt?
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:10 pm
Was there ever a doubt?
A father walks into a book store with his young son.
The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly the boy starts
choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and
starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a
blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper
and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she
looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and
places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes
hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently
at first, then every so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the quarter which the woman deftly catches in
her free hand.
Releasing the boys testicles, the woman hands the coin to
the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying
a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill
effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic.
"Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied. "I am an IRS Agent."
A father walks into a book store with his young son.
The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly the boy starts
choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and
starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a
blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper
and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she
looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and
places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes
hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently
at first, then every so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the quarter which the woman deftly catches in
her free hand.
Releasing the boys testicles, the woman hands the coin to
the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying
a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill
effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic.
"Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied. "I am an IRS Agent."