Was there ever a doubt?

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Was there ever a doubt?

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Was there ever a doubt?

A father walks into a book store with his young son.

The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly the boy starts

choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and

starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a

blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper

and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she

looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and

places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,

unhurried, across the book store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes

hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently

at first, then every so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses

violently and coughs up the quarter which the woman deftly catches in

her free hand.

Releasing the boys testicles, the woman hands the coin to

the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying

a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill

effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her

saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was

fantastic.

"Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "I am an IRS Agent."
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