During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?
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Re: Think....Think....
I think in a previous life you where a comedian and in this life you make me laugh alot
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Re: Think....Think....
jenny (imported) wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:58 am I think in a previous life you where a comedian and in this life you make me laugh alot
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Jenny, thank you for the compliment. This is the first time I have had something nice said. Generally, I get whalloped for some of my humor.
As for being a comedian a previous life, maybe so, but at least in this life I am fascinated by comedy. In my younger years I based a lot of my humor on the late/great Gracie Allen.
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