The next day, the man returned to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this. ... First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, still nothing."
Then I asked my partner for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor!!??"
The man replied, "Yep, but no matter what all three of us tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
Moral of the story, he needs testosterone shots... it will help get his strength back.
