Salesman: "...can't let you have a car for that kind of money. Besides that,
you have no driver's licenses or insurance."
1st gentleman: "..please. We need to be able to get around to find jobs.
Salesman: "well, I have a camel. HE is well trained, when you take his
blinders off he will start walking. If you come to a red light,
he will will stop. If you come to a green light he will go. When
you put his blinders bsck on, he will stop. You can have him for $50.00.
2nd gentleman: We will take him....
SO they both climb on the camel and pull off the blinders and away they go. In about an hour they return without the camel, on foot and demand their money back.
Salesman : What happened?
1st Gentleman: Well, we came to a red light.
Salesman : Yes?
2nd gentleman : The camel stopped.
Salesman : And...?
1st gentleman : The police pulled up behind us and one officer turned to the other and said in a loud voice, "why are there two assholes on that camel?"
Salesman : So...?
2nd gentleman : "...we climbed down to look..."
1st gentleman : "...and the light turned green and the camel took off and we have not seen him since that time.
2nd gentleman: "Yes, and we never did see the camel's two assholes but we want our money back because the camel was obviously defective.
1st gentleman : "Yes, the police would not lie about such a thing and so you have obviously sold us a defective camel."
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