Once you have lost your testosterone.....
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:38 pm
....You can learn a lot, starting with....
Training Courses Now Available For Men:
1) Introduction To Common Household Objects I - The Mop
2) Introduction To Common Household Objects II - The Sponge
3) Dressing Up - Beyond The Funeral And The Wedding
4) Refrigerator Forensics - Identifying And Removing The Dead
5) Design Pattern Or Splatter Stain On The Linoleum - You CAN Tell the
Difference
6) Accepting Loss I - If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away
7) Accepting Loss II - If The Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It
In The Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back
8) Going To The Supermarket - It's Not Just For Women Anymore
9) Recycling Skills I - Boxes That The Electronics Came In
10) Recycling Skills II - Styrofoam That Came In The Boxes That The
Electronics Came In
11) Bathroom Etiquette I - How To Remove Beard/Mustache Clippings From
The Sink
12) Bathroom Etiquette II - Let's Wash Those Towels!
13) Bathroom Etiquette III - Five Easy Ways To Tell When You're About To
Run Out Of Toilet Paper
14) Giving Back To The Community - How To Donate 15 Year Old Elvis To The
Goodwill
15) Retro Or Just Hideous? Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
16) No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves - Knowing The Limitations Of
Your Kitchenware
17) Romance - More Than A Cable Channel
18) Strange But True - She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down And
Ten" Means
19) Going Out To Dinner - Beyond The Pizza Hut
20) Expand Your Entertainment Options - Renting Movies That Don't Fall
Under The "Action/Adventure" Category
21) Yours, Mine, and Ours - Sharing The Remote
22) "I Could Have Played A Better Game Than That!" - Why Women Laugh
23) Adventures In Housekeeping I - Let's Clean The Closet
24) Adventures in Housekeeping II - Let's Clean Under The Bed
25) "I Don't Know" - Be The First Man To Say It
26) The Gas Gauge In Your Car - Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
27) Directions - It's Okay To Ask For Them
28) Listening - It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
29) Accepting Your Limitations - Just Because You Have Power Tools
Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
Training Courses Now Available For Men:
1) Introduction To Common Household Objects I - The Mop
2) Introduction To Common Household Objects II - The Sponge
3) Dressing Up - Beyond The Funeral And The Wedding
4) Refrigerator Forensics - Identifying And Removing The Dead
5) Design Pattern Or Splatter Stain On The Linoleum - You CAN Tell the
Difference
6) Accepting Loss I - If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away
7) Accepting Loss II - If The Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It
In The Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back
8) Going To The Supermarket - It's Not Just For Women Anymore
9) Recycling Skills I - Boxes That The Electronics Came In
10) Recycling Skills II - Styrofoam That Came In The Boxes That The
Electronics Came In
11) Bathroom Etiquette I - How To Remove Beard/Mustache Clippings From
The Sink
12) Bathroom Etiquette II - Let's Wash Those Towels!
13) Bathroom Etiquette III - Five Easy Ways To Tell When You're About To
Run Out Of Toilet Paper
14) Giving Back To The Community - How To Donate 15 Year Old Elvis To The
Goodwill
15) Retro Or Just Hideous? Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
16) No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves - Knowing The Limitations Of
Your Kitchenware
17) Romance - More Than A Cable Channel
18) Strange But True - She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down And
Ten" Means
19) Going Out To Dinner - Beyond The Pizza Hut
20) Expand Your Entertainment Options - Renting Movies That Don't Fall
Under The "Action/Adventure" Category
21) Yours, Mine, and Ours - Sharing The Remote
22) "I Could Have Played A Better Game Than That!" - Why Women Laugh
23) Adventures In Housekeeping I - Let's Clean The Closet
24) Adventures in Housekeeping II - Let's Clean Under The Bed
25) "I Don't Know" - Be The First Man To Say It
26) The Gas Gauge In Your Car - Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
27) Directions - It's Okay To Ask For Them
28) Listening - It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
29) Accepting Your Limitations - Just Because You Have Power Tools
Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
