Once you have lost your testosterone.....

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Andrew (imported)
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Once you have lost your testosterone.....

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....You can learn a lot, starting with....

Training Courses Now Available For Men:

1) Introduction To Common Household Objects I - The Mop

2) Introduction To Common Household Objects II - The Sponge

3) Dressing Up - Beyond The Funeral And The Wedding

4) Refrigerator Forensics - Identifying And Removing The Dead

5) Design Pattern Or Splatter Stain On The Linoleum - You CAN Tell the

Difference

6) Accepting Loss I - If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away

7) Accepting Loss II - If The Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It

In The Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back

8) Going To The Supermarket - It's Not Just For Women Anymore

9) Recycling Skills I - Boxes That The Electronics Came In

10) Recycling Skills II - Styrofoam That Came In The Boxes That The

Electronics Came In

11) Bathroom Etiquette I - How To Remove Beard/Mustache Clippings From

The Sink

12) Bathroom Etiquette II - Let's Wash Those Towels!

13) Bathroom Etiquette III - Five Easy Ways To Tell When You're About To

Run Out Of Toilet Paper

14) Giving Back To The Community - How To Donate 15 Year Old Elvis To The

Goodwill

15) Retro Or Just Hideous? Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts

16) No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves - Knowing The Limitations Of

Your Kitchenware

17) Romance - More Than A Cable Channel

18) Strange But True - She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down And

Ten" Means

19) Going Out To Dinner - Beyond The Pizza Hut

20) Expand Your Entertainment Options - Renting Movies That Don't Fall

Under The "Action/Adventure" Category

21) Yours, Mine, and Ours - Sharing The Remote

22) "I Could Have Played A Better Game Than That!" - Why Women Laugh

23) Adventures In Housekeeping I - Let's Clean The Closet

24) Adventures in Housekeeping II - Let's Clean Under The Bed

25) "I Don't Know" - Be The First Man To Say It

26) The Gas Gauge In Your Car - Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty

27) Directions - It's Okay To Ask For Them

28) Listening - It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime

29) Accepting Your Limitations - Just Because You Have Power Tools

Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

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Re: Once you have lost your testosterone.....

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Very good, Andrew! --FLO--
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