Animal Quickies:
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:17 pm
Animal Quickies:
Why do mice have small balls?
Not that many know how to dance.
What do they say about sex with sheep?
It's best from the baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
What sound does a Horny Toad make?
RUB IT, RUB IT..
What do you call a virgin sheep in Montana? Fast.
What do you call a sheep that does housework? A threat to women
everywhere.
Aberdeen, Scotland: Where the men are men and the sheep are terrified.
Montana: Where women are scarce and the sheep are frightened.
Montana: Where men are men, and the sheep are dirty lying tramps.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty
puss.
What goes peck, peck, peck, boom?
A chicken in a mine field.
What did the man say when the steamroller ran over his cat? Nothing.
He just stood there with a long puss.
What did the doe say as she came running out of the brush? That's the
LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!
Why did elephants quit using sheep as tampons? Toxic flock syndrome
How can you tell which end is which on a worm? Put it in a bowl of
flour and wait 'til it farts!
How do you teach a dog to fetch?
Tie a cat to a stick.
Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm
What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts.
How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull? Milk them
both. The one that smiles is the bull.
What disease can you get from kissing birds? Chirpes! (A canareal
disease, but it's untweetable.)
Why do mice have small balls?
Not that many know how to dance.
What do they say about sex with sheep?
It's best from the baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
What sound does a Horny Toad make?
RUB IT, RUB IT..
What do you call a virgin sheep in Montana? Fast.
What do you call a sheep that does housework? A threat to women
everywhere.
Aberdeen, Scotland: Where the men are men and the sheep are terrified.
Montana: Where women are scarce and the sheep are frightened.
Montana: Where men are men, and the sheep are dirty lying tramps.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty
puss.
What goes peck, peck, peck, boom?
A chicken in a mine field.
What did the man say when the steamroller ran over his cat? Nothing.
He just stood there with a long puss.
What did the doe say as she came running out of the brush? That's the
LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!
Why did elephants quit using sheep as tampons? Toxic flock syndrome
How can you tell which end is which on a worm? Put it in a bowl of
flour and wait 'til it farts!
How do you teach a dog to fetch?
Tie a cat to a stick.
Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm
What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts.
How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull? Milk them
both. The one that smiles is the bull.
What disease can you get from kissing birds? Chirpes! (A canareal
disease, but it's untweetable.)
