Animal Quickies:

[Studlover (imported)]

Animal Quickies:

Why do mice have small balls?

Not that many know how to dance.

What do they say about sex with sheep?

It's best from the baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

What sound does a Horny Toad make?

RUB IT, RUB IT..

What do you call a virgin sheep in Montana? Fast.

What do you call a sheep that does housework? A threat to women

everywhere.

Aberdeen, Scotland: Where the men are men and the sheep are terrified.

Montana: Where women are scarce and the sheep are frightened.

Montana: Where men are men, and the sheep are dirty lying tramps.

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty

puss.

What goes peck, peck, peck, boom?

A chicken in a mine field.

What did the man say when the steamroller ran over his cat? Nothing.

He just stood there with a long puss.

What did the doe say as she came running out of the brush? That's the

LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!

Why did elephants quit using sheep as tampons? Toxic flock syndrome

How can you tell which end is which on a worm? Put it in a bowl of

flour and wait 'til it farts!

How do you teach a dog to fetch?

Tie a cat to a stick.

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm

What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts.

How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull? Milk them

both. The one that smiles is the bull.

What disease can you get from kissing birds? Chirpes! (A canareal

disease, but it's untweetable.)

[Dave (imported)]

I always liked Monty Python's "The Secret Policeman's Other Ball" for the subtlety of the title and cover art - a secret policeman in a ball gown. . .

Now y'all had to have gotten those phone calls from the fake policeman's group asking for support?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Studlover

For those jokes, you definitely deserve to be shot.

They were hilarious

Keep em coming