Yes, I have De Gaulle to post this

[Andrew (imported)]

Did you hear about the thief in Paris who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre?

After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an

obvious error, he replied:

:shakemitk "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

[Robby (imported)]

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...

[caviman001 (imported)]

oh andrew you should be shot for that so corny but funny made me laugh