Kids Say the Darnest Things

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Another three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed

the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the

wrong feet."

He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I

know they're my feet."

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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone

has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began

putting away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers

and spread them all over the table.

"What are you doing?" his mother asked.

"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the Boy

explained "I'm looking for the seal."

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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man

named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but

his wife looked back and was turned to salt."

His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The

boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother

saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here,

He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'"

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus"