Two military police were chasing a fleeing draftee from the military base. The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent where a nun was seated on a round bench beneath a tree quietly reading a book.
He said to her, Sister, please hide me. I don't want to be serve in the army and the MP's are chasing me!
She lifted up her skirts and said, Quick, hide under my skirt.
Then two policemen came by and asked if she had seen anyone.
She replied No. After they left she told the boy to come out. All was clear.
He then said to the nun, You have a nice set of legs for a nun.
She replied, If you look up a little farther, you'll find a nice set of balls! I'm not going to be drafted either!
