New-Born Spaghetti

[Studlover (imported)]

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she

told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave

the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the

baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the

back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the

nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at

the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in

the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to

you."

Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell

to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the

hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the

wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti,

Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."