Life's Questions #1

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Can you freeze anti-freeze ?

If the Internet has no boundaries, then why do we need Windows, or

Gates?

If toast falls butter side down and cats land on their feet, what

happens

when one put a slice of bread ( butter side up ) on a cats back?

Why is it called MENstruation?

If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?

Do you ever wonder if really dumb people get the full effect of alphabet

soup?

Do blondes really know that they have more fun?

What was the best thing before sliced bread ?

Would the world be a happier place if skipping were more common than

walking? ( Issues to consider: More scrapes and bruises, better aerobic

health, increase in merriment, more cases of dropped keys.)

Is James Bond a lady's man or just a slut?

Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all About???

Why do flies fly ?

Where is this mysterious place called "on the side" that only women seem

to know about?

After going to the toilet you turn the tap on and wash your hands. But

what's the point when you just have to touch the tap you've put germs on

again to turn it off?

I was just wondering: Is 'Barkat' a blonde ?

How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they

both will eventually become the past?

Why do you always push a door when it says pull and pull it when it says

push?

How do they know that Pluto is the smallest planet - have they ever been

there?

If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?

If God created all man, how did he get here?

What happens if you give a pig some bacon?

If you are on a concord at full speed can you hear the engines? ( as you

are

going faster than sound! )

Why do vacuum cleaners have lights on the front, do they expect you to

vacuum at night?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "LISP"?

IF driving and drinking is against the law, why do all the bars have

parking lots?

Why is it we are willing to spend hours looking for the remote instead

of taking 2 seconds to walk to the TV and use the on-board controls?

Why is it called a MISSile if it was made to hit things?

After you take a bath you're clean but wet, so you dry yourself with a

towel. Why do you have to wash the towel? Isn't it clean?

Is a gay Indian an Indiananus?

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Who really did " let the dogs out "?

What's the difference between something being "crispy" and something

being "crunchy"?

When it rains why don't sheep shrink ?

If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant...what do you

do?

Does water float?

Who do you suppose was the first person to think "That cow over there

has

those thing'ies hanging down. Think I'll pull on 'em and drink whatever

comes out"

When a male police officer becomes a detective, he is commonly referred

to

as "Dick Tracy" So, if a female police officer becomes a detective,

does that make her a "Dickless Tracy?"

If "X" marks the spot...how come women have a "G" spot?

Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say

"I'm

gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chickens ass.."

When a monkey farts, does it smell like bananas?

Why do they call it a building if its already built?

If I'm not a hypochondriac but think I am, does that make me a

hypochondriac?

Where does the white go when snow melts?

Exactly where is the road less traveled?

If A tree falls when no one's around to the other trees make fun of it?

Do blind people have dreams? if they do, do they know what they are

seeing?

If your eyes are round, why can you see out of the corners of them???

If god is so powerful that he can do anything, can he make a rock so big

that even he cant lift it????

Why is more than one goose called geese but more than one moose is not

meese?

If Snickers really satisfies, why do they make a king size bar?

Who took the bite out of the apple computer logo?

Does a one legged duck swim in circles?

Why do they call it toothpaste, do they expect you to glue you teeth

together?

Why did "AT&T" say, "reach out and touch somebody", you can't do that

over the phone.

If someone is sent to prison he/she becomes a prisoner, but does someone

sent to jail become a jailor?

Why do black tires produce white smoke ?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they call a crappy car a lemon? Do they taste sour?

What is a male ladybug called?

If pants are called a "pair of pants", why aren't bras?

If it was purple, would they still call it an 'orange'?

Why are stairs called 'stairs' when inside, but when you're outside

they're called 'steps'?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

You have AA, AAA, C, D, 9Volt, Lithium and all those types of batteries.

What happened to the 'B' battery?

Why is it called breast feeding? You're not feeding a breast.

If quitters never win and winners never quit. what smart guy came up

with the saying "Quit while you are ahead"?

what happens when you get scared half to death twice?

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

Which came first the chicken, the egg, or the rooster?

If a tree fell and no one was there to here it, did it make a noise?

Why is bin laden (purposely uncapitalized) such a jackass?

Scientists say the universe is expanding all the time but what is it

expanding in to?

Why do they call Greenland Greenland when its all ice, and Iceland

Iceland when its all green?

Why is it when your computer freezes, people keep on pushing more and

more buttons?

Why do teachers need answer books?

On Christmas Light boxes, why do they say for indoor/outdoor use only?

Where

else are we going to use them?

Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol when you can't drink

and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?

The guy who drives the snowplow - how does he get to work in the

mornings?

If you're in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens if you

put on the headlights?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a

shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called a cargo?

If 'practice makes perfect' and 'nobodies perfect', why bother

practicing?

Why do people yell heads up when something is flying towards your

head....do they want you to get hit in the face?

I once saw a sign, and it read: "Seeing-Eye Dogs Only". Can dogs read?

Why do those signs say, "In Case of Fire, Do Not Use Elevator"? How

would you put a fire out with an elevator?

What is the speed of dark?

What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?

What's another word for synonym?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the

top one away?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't

afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited

there?

Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of

the Force?

Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?

Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who

drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic?

Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up

to get to the tape?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Ok, we know skid marks are created by tires.

Tires are created by machines.

Machines are created by man.

Man was created by God.

So.... Who ( or what ) Created God ?

Why do the buttons on a drive-thru ATM machine have Braille on them?

How much dirt is there in a hole three feet square?

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

Why do cats have nine lives? Why not eight or ten?

If 24 hr. stores are open al the time, why are locks on the doors?

Did bulldogs come to be because a bull did a dog ???

When someone says to you, "If I don't see you by then, have a nice

Christmas". Does that also mean if they DO see you by then, you

should have a lousy Christmas?

Why are they called houseflys if they are not pets?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?