Drunk in the Bathroom

[Studlover (imported)]

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the

bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the

bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is

screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,

something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...

"You idiot!= " "You're sitting on the mop bucket!

[A-1 (imported)]

Well,

What if the mop were still in the bucket?





A-1