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Good News and Bad News
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:34 am
by Studlover (imported)
Good News & Bad News
The patient wakes up in the recovery room after prostate surgery
and sees his doctor.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: Give me the good news first.
Doctor: We were able to save your testicles.
Patient: That's great news. What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're under your pillow.
Re: Good News and Bad News
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:53 am
by Robby (imported)
Studlover (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:34 am
Good News & Bad News
The patient wakes up in the recovery room after prostate surgery
and sees his doctor.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: Give me the good news first.
Doctor: We were able to save your testicles.
Patient: That's great news. What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're under your pillow.
I like the dialog as follows:
Studlover (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:34 am
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: Give me the
bad news first.
Doctor: We weren't
Oh, that's sad... What's the good news?
Doctor: They're under your pillow.
Re: Good News and Bad News
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:08 am
by caviman001 (imported)
bad news first.
Robby (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:53 am
Doctor: We weren't
e your testicles.
Patient:
Oh, that's sad... What's the good news?
Doctor: They're under your pillow.
OR (DOCTOR )IVE GOT GOT BAD NEWS (PATIENT) WHATS THE BAD NEWS(DOCTOR) WE COULD NOT SAVE YOUR TESTICLES (PATIENT) THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS BAD NEWS
Re: Good News and Bad News
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:56 am
by Paolo
Could be worse.
It could have gone:
"Well, sir, the good news is that you're going to be receiving a LOT of money very soon."
Patient - "OK, what's the bad news?"
"You're going to be sitting down to pee for the rest of your life!"
Re: Good News and Bad News
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:55 am
by caviman001 (imported)
PAOLO, THE DOCTOR MIGHT HAVE SAID SORRY SIR BUT IN YOUR CASE THE NEXT ERRECTION THAT YOU FELL WILL NOT BE YOUR OWN
