Good News and Bad News

[Studlover (imported)]

Good News & Bad News

The patient wakes up in the recovery room after prostate surgery

and sees his doctor.

Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.

Patient: Give me the good news first.

Doctor: We were able to save your testicles.

Patient: That's great news. What's the bad news?

Doctor: They're under your pillow.

[Robby (imported)]

Good News & Bad News

The patient wakes up in the recovery room after prostate surgery

and sees his doctor.

Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.

Patient: Give me the good news first.

Doctor: We were able to save your testicles.

Patient: That's great news. What's the bad news?

Doctor: They're under your pillow.

I like the dialog as follows:

Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.

Patient: Give me the

bad news first.

Doctor: We weren't

able to save your testicles.

Patient:

Oh, that's sad... What's the good news?

Doctor: They're under your pillow.

[caviman001 (imported)]

I like the dialog as follows:

Doctor: I've go

t good news and bad news.

Patient: G

ive me the

bad news first.

Doctor: We weren't

able to sav

e your testicles.

Patient:

Oh, that's sad... What's the good news?

Doctor: They're under your pillow.

OR (DOCTOR )IVE GOT GOT BAD NEWS (PATIENT) WHATS THE BAD NEWS(DOCTOR) WE COULD NOT SAVE YOUR TESTICLES (PATIENT) THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS BAD NEWS

[Paolo]

Could be worse.

It could have gone:

"Well, sir, the good news is that you're going to be receiving a LOT of money very soon."

Patient - "OK, what's the bad news?"

"You're going to be sitting down to pee for the rest of your life!"

[caviman001 (imported)]

PAOLO, THE DOCTOR MIGHT HAVE SAID SORRY SIR BUT IN YOUR CASE THE NEXT ERRECTION THAT YOU FELL WILL NOT BE YOUR OWN