Reprise! Ah - The French

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"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals.

Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France

has usually been governed by prostitutes."

---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me

than a French one behind me."

--- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting

without your accordion."

--Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do

something about it."

---- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"

---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."

---Rush Limbaugh

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the

German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."

--- Regis Philbin

There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and beautiful

young woman sitting together in a carriage in a train

going through a French Provence. Suddenly the train

went through a tunnel and, as it was an old style train,

there were no lights in the carriages and it went

completely dark.

Suddenly there was a kissing noise and the sound of a

really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel

the woman and the Englishman were sitting as if

nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand

against his face where he had been slapped.

The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must

have kissed her and she missed him and slapped me

instead.'

The woman was thinking: 'The French fella must have

tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and

got slapped for it.'

And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The

next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make

another kissing noise and slap that French bastard

again.'

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep

France.

An old saying:

Raise your right hand if you like the French....

Raise both hands if you are French.

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging

actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on

her looks but doesn't have the face for it."

---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam

Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses

and wears a beret. He is French, people."

--Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't

help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't

help us get the Germans out of France!"

---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came

marching into Paris under a German flag."

--David Letterman

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Now, that is some funny shit...

France's idea of fighting terrorism is keeping young Muslim girls from wearing headscarves. What a load of LOSERS!

Keep up the good work, Studlover.

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