New rules in heaven.

[TheOtherSide (imported)]

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to

change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order

to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day when

you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next

day. The next day at 12:01, the first person came to the

gates of Heaven. The Angel at the gate, remembering the new

policy, promptly said to the man, "Before I let you in, I

need you to tell me how your day was going when you died."

"No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th floor

apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife half naked.

She appeared to be having an affair, but her lover was

nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My

wife was yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment.

Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out

onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging

off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy! Well,

I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until

he fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed

in some trees and bushes that broke his fall and he didn't

die. This pissed me off even more. In a rage, I went back

inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to

throw at him. Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was

the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the

balcony, and tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25

stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so

great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly."

The Angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the

guy did have a bad day. It was a crime of passion. So,the

Angel announced, "Ok, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of

Heaven," and let him in.

A few seconds later the next guy came up. The Angel said,

"Before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day

was like when you died."

"No problem," said the second man. "But you're not going to

believe this. I was on the balcony of my 26th floor

apartment doing my daily exercises. Having been under a lot

of pressure I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress.

I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and

accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to

catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine.

But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his

apartment, started cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well,

of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom

which broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm

laying there face up on the ground, unable to move, and in

excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator, of

all things, off the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and

lands on top of me, killing me instantly."

The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes

his story. "I could get used to this new policy," he thinks

to himself. "Very well," the Angel announces. "Welcome to

the Kingdom of Heaven," and he lets the man enter.

A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the gate. The

angel says," Please tell me how you died." The third man

says,"Ok, picture this. I'm naked, hiding inside a

refrigerator...."

[Riverwind (imported)]

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[A-1 (imported)]

OH HELL!!!!

That was soooo FUNNY!!!

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[Quillman (imported)]

Bloody good, really made me laugh! Keep 'em coming...

Quillman UK

[A-1 (imported)]

Quillman,

Good to hear from you. I was wondering if you were still "hanging out" here, so to speak...



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