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B-l-o-n-d-e Jokes

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:21 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
Q. What do you call nine blondes in the ocean?

A. An air pocket.

Q. What does XXX stand for in a porno movie?

A. The signature of the three blonde actresss.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and Windows 95.

A. Blondes operate on more laptops.

Q. Doctor tells a blonde female that she's pregnant. What's her response.

A. "Are you sure it's mine."

Re: B-l-o-n-d-e Jokes

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:51 am
by Dave (imported)
MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:21 pm Q. What's the difference between a blonde and Windows 95.

A. Blondes operate on more laptops.

yes, but Windows 95 screwed all laptops!