Q. What do you call nine blondes in the ocean?
A. An air pocket.
Q. What does XXX stand for in a porno movie?
A. The signature of the three blonde actresss.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and Windows 95.
A. Blondes operate on more laptops.
Q. Doctor tells a blonde female that she's pregnant. What's her response.
A. "Are you sure it's mine."
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Re: B-l-o-n-d-e Jokes
MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:21 pm Q. What's the difference between a blonde and Windows 95.
A. Blondes operate on more laptops.
yes, but Windows 95 screwed all laptops!