WALMART REFUND

A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming

"GRAB MY BREASTS!"

"GRAB MY BREASTS!"

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The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.

The manager comes up to the Woman and asks,

"What's wrong?" !

She explains the situation with the toaster.

He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

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Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,

"GRAB MY BREASTS!"

"GRAB MY BREASTS!"

In shock, the store manager pleads:

"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says:

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"