A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming
"GRAB MY BREASTS!"
"GRAB MY BREASTS!"
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The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.
The manager comes up to the Woman and asks,
"What's wrong?" !
She explains the situation with the toaster.
He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
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Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,
"GRAB MY BREASTS!"
"GRAB MY BREASTS!"
In shock, the store manager pleads:
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says:
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"
